Last week, I discovered a pickle jar of enormous power. It defies all logic, but after further analysis, I can confirm this is a galaxy in a jar. As is standard with pickle jars, the vacuum seal underneath the lid makes it impossible to open by hand. If it were opened, however, such tightly packed energy could rip the very fabric of spacetime.
With the help of my Doomling companions, I created a device to stabilize the energy, thereby constructing a kind of portal: a doorway to this other dimension—a dimension the Doomlings insist we call Dimension Rainbow. I don’t love the name— it feels a bit trite. But they’re proud of it.
While I can’t personally get through the portal to Dimension Rainbow yet, I’ve managed to peer into it. And within it, I’ve discovered some of the most fantastical-looking Doomlings I’ve ever seen.
I’ve documented my complete findings of these other Doomlings here:
I can only observe these creatures from afar for now, but once I strengthen the portal’s signal, I should be able to enter it myself. Dimension Rainbow is much bigger than what I’ve been able to observe, so who knows what I’ll find on the other side…
Until next time.
- Captain Marin
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